Tootsie Pops

Tootsie Pops are a delicious snack that can never be finished without inducing the user with projectile vomiting. There have been several accounts of an insane kid who forces owls into finishing one by asking them to count the number of licks it takes. It usually is eaten in one chomp by the third lick.

Tootsie Pops are also Aunt Jemima's brainchild (er, braincandy) from when she teamed up with that Hershey's guy.