PSY

PSY or Park Jae-sang is an international superstar from North South Korea. His hit single "Gangnam Style" is the result of drug abuse and the gullibility of American consumers.

PSY originally was against America, but after this song's viral popularity in the States, he became their Korean sweetheart. He is currently investing the money made from his vile song to help North Korea and the native Communists to finally launch a rocket that doesn't explode upon takeoff.

Cry, America, cry.